Right is wrong: the conflicting political ideologies that seem to only exist in my head

“OK, now let me ask you this; a hypothetical question: Which of the following people do you most closely identify with: A) Rush Limbaugh; B) Sean Hannity; C) Tucker Carlson; D) Bill O’Reilly?”

I swear if she says, “E) None of the above, but Ann Coulter is pretty great,” I'll tell her: "I hope you slip on a patch of ice the city of Pittsburgh public works workers were too lazy to salt and break your arms, then you can find out first hand if President Bush’s health care will help you; find out if the privatized pain killers you're going to need will really be more cost effective."

But instead she says, “Yea,” in a voice pretty indicating that this was going to be the end of catching up if I was going to act like an asshole, again.

"I'll tune in next week," I say.

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