Minnie-Soda

I am 20-years-old and I have a big crush on a girl. She is short and has blonde hair, and today she wore glasses. But, above all that, she has the cutest accent I have ever heard in my life.

She isn't from Minnesota. She is from Minnie-Soda.

She doesn't ask "What?" She asks "Ayy?"

It kills me.

The 20-year-old boy has a big crush on a girl, but I don't think the girl has a crush on the boy.

I am a desperate soul; enough to become a Vikings fan.

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